BUT WHY DOES JONAH HILL BECOME SETH ROGEN IN 29 JUMP STREET
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
ugh fuck fuck fuck fuck
this man is taking forever to take my food order.
Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE
I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3
Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.
Welcome back to 2003.
I return to tumblr for this.
Steven Pasquale stops the closing performance of The Bridges of Madison County [5.18.2014] cold with “It All Fades Away.”
"God draws straight but with crooked lines."