I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


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The start of a little project I’m working on.

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ugh fuck fuck fuck fuck

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this man is taking forever to take my food order.



Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE


Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.


I return to tumblr for this.

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in case u all forgot this commercial from 2007

nobody forgot 


i know him. he’s my friend. i’m not kidding.

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"God draws straight but with crooked lines."

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  • I was getting work done on campus but stupidly decided to leave.
  • And now I’ve sat in bed for hours and I watched Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson and got no work done.
  • Off to cook.

finals week

  • me: wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
  • me: ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while
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700 Sundays is absolutely incredible.